Jeep Chan first appearance: #1 status: homofag special skills: yelling for long periods of time, eating, and some other 3rd thing info: a frighteningly endearing young ninja. commander of an army of bird-eating squirrels, in the lead with a foam sword duet is our heroine, belting out Suzukisan as a war cry. but really she's just your average geeky gal. give her botan rice candy and she'll probably bite you, which in Jeep Speaky Ese is a sign of trust and friendship!

Items: + Jetpack: for jetting, and packing, but mostly jetting + Senor Slice n' Dice: a sometimes musical, always powerful ninja sword + Bombs: place one on top of your head, then wait to see the results

Kez first appearance: #1 status: your face's mother special skills: vomiting, overquoting flash cartoons, being ugly info: sometimes people wonder what it'd taste like if they mixed buffalo sauce into a milkshake with chicken bits. Kez doesn't. she knows it tastes like deviled eggs...with chicken chunks in it. a mysterious entity that usually can be found sitting in miscellanious places, doodler of horrors, and keeper of the 'Fros, behold, it's... me. highly flammable, and most certainly kept out of the reach of children! i'm kind of creeped out writing about myself as a character! woo!

Items: + Nog: it acts as a stats regen, not to mention it can blind the enemy when properly adhered + The 'Fros: a group of three mystical afros that can fight individually and form a defensive Fro Shield. they may also be worn to gain powers, which differ between each of them. + Perfectly Ordinary Jacket: a black jacket, because i can't think of anything else cool right now.

Gains first appearance: #5 status: hates you special skills: inhaling, exhaling, and owning more games than you info: what is Gains exactly? is it a burrito? is it the tingley feeling you get when you stick your finger in the yolk of an overeasy egg? what's that? i'm the only one who feels that? ... oh. well, anyway, Gains is a monstrosity in comic form. formed from parts of himself, a goomba, and maybe a wang, this foul beast can levitate his controllers, portable elecronic devices and... well, pretty much anything you would need arms for, which he doesn't have. i'm not really sure why he doesn't. oh well!

Items: + THE ACT OF PIRACY: something that gives lawyers and copyright holders headaches every minute of the day! very powerful. + Gandalf pipe: for smoking, but probably used moreso for beating. + Virtual Boy causes seizures, works excellent against small, stupid creatures ignorant enough to try and play it.

MexiPaul first appearance: #8 status: LIKES CARS special skills: driving, fixing and feeding upon CARS info: there's wrong, and then there's wrong, and then there's MexiPaul. a cunning, cultural man with a powerful secret yet to be revealed, this legend can often be found at a Chinese buffet or the local Japanese import shop. he has been given the Most Mexcellent award for coming up with the Everything In Japan Drifts theory. did we mention he likes cars?

Items: + maracachucks: a pair of seemingly useless gag nunchucks... + bottle: BOTTLES ARE INFINITELY USEFUL + invincibility star: when all else fails, USE THE STAR

Panj first appearance: #12 status: cute. really cute. ewww. special skills: adventuring, pwning you at reading, brushing her teeth! info: the Panj is an elusive creature similar to super rare Pokemon. what i mean is, you can only find her at the now-nonexistant Nintendo Mall Tours! good luck with that. she can usually be found in a corner among a flurry of books, drawings, and her pc with a million windows open full of LEARNING POWER. the Panj enjoys cute things, nature, smarts and arts, though for some reason she is portrayed as a total idiot in this comic! ....IT'S A SIGN OF LOVE!

Items: + frog: careful, they have tongues + crate of strawberries: CRATE OF STRAWBERRIES!!!!! + red blanket: a limitless blanket that sheds infinitely[much to Jeep's infuriation]