'KillerSteak'

KillerSteak is a steak of greatness. He co-authors the comic IRC along with Will and thus he is one of the two main characters.
First Appearance - #1: Myspace Sucks

'KillerSteak'

'Will'

Will is the creator of the IRC comic. So why is he number two on the list of characters? Mainly because KillerSteak wrote the list and he is awesome. Seriously though the list is in a very random order.
Anyway, Will is the other main character of IRC.
First Appearance - #1: Myspace Sucks

'Will'

'Randal'

'Rydel'

'Jerseyboy'

Randal. If Randal wasn't almost the God of #drunkduck he'd be a father or something. He has a large amount of godliness though. White beards are godly.
Randal is creator of the current version of #drunkduck. He has powers over everyone else in there. He has wisdom over everyone else in there. He also drives trucks for a living.
In the chronology of IRC characters Rydel is number 4 or something. He wears a super detailed shirt that no one else has. The shirt has amazing powers and is rumored to have existed before #drunkduck was even around.
Rydel himself has a rather extensive history. He was once given a moving background to stand against. Also one time he had his brain replaced with that of Hitler's. That hasn't quite resolved itself yet.
 If there was one word to describe Jerseyboy it would probably be "who?"
Jerseyboy shows up in the comic now and then. His most notable appearance would have to have been the one where he wasn't there.
Jerseyboy wears glasses. Sometimes he can be seen with a giant pencil. Once he claimed he had shirt stealing powers but that was a one time only thing. Must have been the result of some bad chinese food or something.
He once replaced Rydel's brain with Hitler's. That was fun.
FA - KillerSteak's Short IRC Story (part 4) FA - Character: Rydel6 FA - #24: Guest strip by Jerseyboy

'Jebus'

'Vidiot'

'Muntron'

Jebus, often known as 'Mecha Jebus', 'that jerk that kicked me', or 'insert third name here when you think of it'.
Jebus is the 2nd most powerful op in #drunkduck.
When he's not active in #drunkduck he's usually out being his alter ego Mecha Jebus, the super robot, battling monsters in Japan.
Vidiot. Everyone likes Vidiot. He used to be some strange character with robotic arms but that was dropped because it weird and hard to draw.
Vidiot is the 3rd most powerful op in #drunkduck. It's rumoured that he's a level above Jebus because he whined about it so Randal upped him. Jebus is still the more dangerous with op powers though.
Everyone likes Vidiot.
 Now, to quote Muntron's own words about himself when he found out I was doing profiles.
"This is Muntron. He is the sexiest person in IRC and character in the IRC comic. Send him your money."
Muntron is also a New Zealander which means he pronounces the number "six" in a funny way.
Also... Er... Yeah.
FA - #48: Randal's story (part 2) FA - #48: Randal's story (part 2) FA - #34: Normal People

'Blues'

'Kaze'

'Rougey'

Blues, the aussie bogan of IRC. Sits around drinking beers discussing unimportant theories and topics.
Kaze, hot-blooded female inhabiting #drunkduck. Well she's not that hot-blooded. All her random punching Blues in the face seems to give everyone a false impression. She's really an adorable, cute, fuzzy wuzzy little thi-- OW!
Rougey is a member of the #drunkduck chamber of commerce, the group that decides what's in the best interest of the IRC strip, helping it with its popularity and ratings.
FA - #143: Blues FA - #146: Kaze's FA - #125: Growth

'AuroraMoon'

'SimonitroX'

'Pinguin'

AuroraMoon and her dog. A star team. The dog talks as well, that's rather cool.
Aurora likes to hang out in #antarctica for some reason. Maybe for its sources of polar bear blood. However I'm told there are no polar bears in #antarctica. I wonder what she really puts in her special tea then...
Simon is famous for drawing the comic called 'Billy Learns to Rock' in which a small boy named Billy fights against various villains trying to win the love of a girl. I think the 'rock' is thus metaphorical.
Anyway, Simon chases the women of #drunkduck and can morph into a dinosaur for some reason.
 Pinguin was the first villain to be encountered for the #drunkduck group. At one stage he sought to learn the secret of Rydel's detailed shirt. He hatched a complicated plan involving giving Jerseyboy Hitler's brain. He eventually got the shirt with the guidance of Master DC.
It's rumored that Pinguin's loneliness in #antarctica turned him insane. He's jealous of #drunkduck. Maybe all he needs is a little company...
FA - #34: Normal People FA - #84: New character FA - #74: A story! (part 4)

'Devil Frog'

'Mecha Jebus'

'Hitler'

Devil Frog is strange. They say he was a virus programmed into IRC to destroy the spiders but maybe he gave that up. These days all he does is sit around making strange prophecies and cybering with females.
Mecha Jebus is the super robot transformation of Jebus. Like Jebus he is an op in #drunkduck. Also like Jebus he pretty much is Jebus only different looking and maybe slightly more of a jerk.
When he isn't active in #drunkduck he's usually over in Japan fighting evil giant monsters and destroying half of Tokyo in the process.
 Hitler was created because Jerseyboy put his brain into Rydel's body for some reason.
Hitler once owned the detailed shirt of Rydel's but didn't know what it was. He gave it to Pinguin thinking Pinguin was going to strangle Winston Churchhill with it.
It's unclear what Hitler wants to do, sometimes he's trying to invade rooms on the IRC. Other times he's trying really hard to gain the friendship of those in #drunkduck. They clearly don't trust him though. So far Hitler has only managed to recruit a bunch of penguins from #antarctica.
FA - Filler: Devil Frog FA - #30: IRC-Ball ZZzzZZ FA - #94: A poke at Hitler (part 6)

'Master DC'

'Rolf'

'Spiders'

Master DC used to be Volte6. Only now he isn't. When the old #drunkduck fell into the chaos of civil war and people were disconnecting and getting kicked left, right and center, Master DC was born from Volte6.
Master DC is some sort of living form of destruction and evil. He exists first to destroy #drunkduck and then to destroy IRC.
Rolf is the famous tumbleweed, mascot of #drunkduck.

 

 The spiders are an ancient alien race that came to earth because their own home planet blew up. Unfortunately they didn't acclimatize too well on earth and quickly started dieing off. Their last act was to allow themselves to live in the virtual world on the internet.
The webs they spun soon allowed for the creation of IRC. The spiders still inhabiting these webs were dubbed "stupid idiotic nuisances" so the Devil Frog virus was created to wipe them out.
The detailed shirt of Rydel's was a spider creation, made by them to try and destroy the Devil Frog virus.
FA - #107: Prophecy FA - #39: Teh room mascot FA - #19: Random Spider

'HPKomic'

'LakAttack'

'Peer Mach I'

Hip-hip hooray, it's HPK! Whup-hup huzzah yak, it is Lak! The first version of the Peers created by Pinguin long ago to wander throughout IRC terrorizing random people and random rooms.
FA - Filler of somesort: Character snap - HPK FA - #138: Teh fightz (World War IRC Part 10) FA - KillerSteak's short IRC story (part 1)

'Peer Mach II'

'Celrena'

'Battle Kite'

The second version of the Peers. When Pinguin finally got his hands on the detailed shirt he implemented it's powers into his Peers. They are strong but their powers are no match against a room full of people.
Celrena. Shorten her name and you get Cell! Quick, run away, it's Perfect Cell!
 A super awesome kite that shoots lasers to destroy its enemies.
FA - #131: So which one is Davros? FA - #138: Teh fightz (World War IRC Part 10) FA - Guest comic by SimonitroX

'Volte6'

'Grampa Steak'

'Rockstar'

Volte6, creator of #drunkduck and of Drunk Duck. He used to hang around for the first incarnation of #drunkduck. When the room went down he left and hasn't since returned for the second incarnation.
Master DC was born from Volte6 after he witnessed the civil war of #drunkduck.
Grampa Steak! Is he KillerSteak's grampa? He certainly looks like him.
 Rockstar! He, um...

Rockstar!
FA - #48: Randal's story (part 2) FA - Filler: Grampa Steak FA - Character: Rockstar

'Me-me'

'Fyrehyde'

'Rutger'

 
Fyrehyde's entrance to the comic was shrouded in mystery. Was he a pumpkin? Was he human? One thing was for sure though, he wasn't a 24ft high meat eating armadillo named 'Stanley'.
Since those early shaky beginnings though, Fyrehyde has since been given a proper head and proves himself to be a new favourite among fans (Fyrehyde).
 Rutger!
Rutger is a drunken dutch spirit that spends too much time at the bar. And uh... He also has a smaller profile than Fyrehyde!
FA - #??? FA - Character Request: Wills Fyrehyde V1 FA - #169: Rutger

'Blu'

 

 

 

 
When HPK exploded and couldn't host the IRC java applet that guests so often use, Blu graciously stepped in and offered to host it instead. Hooray for Blu! More profiles yet to come...?  
FA - #172: Vagoo - By Levi