The Shy Guy Army
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Name: General Guy Age: 34 Race: Shy Guy Likes: Money, toys, hat Dislikes: Criminals, Mario, Bowser Job: General Bio: General Guy is the brave leader of the Shy Guy army. He isn't that great of a fighter, but he is a true tactician, generally making up an obscure tactic when the army seems up on the losing end. After losing his Toy Box to Bowser, General sets out to find a new army. |
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Name: Gregonius Age: 39 Race: Magikoopa Likes: Magic, Toadies, the color green Dislikes: Ninja Bandit, Spinies, dumb people Job: Private Bio: Gregonius is the one who found General Guy after the explosion of the Toy Box, and saved his life by healing him. After a messy battle with a big tree and banishment from his school, Gregonius decided to be the first member of the new Shy Guy army. |
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Name: Ninja Bandit Age: 21 Race: Bandit Likes: Combat, General Guy Dislikes: Mario, dishonorable people, villains Job: Sergeant Bio: Ninja is currently the only member (apart from General Guy himself) of the Shy Guy Army who was also in orginal one, keeping his rank of 'Sergeant'. He protects the General with his life, and seems to call him 'master'. He's also obsessed about honor. |
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Name: Lakitty Age: 19 Race: Lakitu Likes: Clouds, heights Dislikes: Fighting, Lakithunder Job: Private Bio: Lakitty is the newest member of the Shy Guy Army. She was 'captured' by Lakithunder, but joined the army afterwards. She's shy and not much of a fighter, but General Guy hired her anyway because he thought she was cute. (What'd you expect? There's no female Shy Guys) |
The Bad Guys
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Name: Mario Mario (Yes, his last name is Mario too) Age: ?? Race: Human Likes: Peach, mushrooms, pipes Dislikes: Goombas, Koopas, Piranha Plants, etc... Job: Hero Bio: Mario's a bit of an odd case. While he's considered a hero by many, he's killed lots of innocents because he thought they were monsters. He was the one who destroyed the Toy Tank and stole General Guy's Star Spirit. |
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Name: Bowser Age: ?? Race: Koopa Likes: Peach, fire, Koopa Kids Dislikes: Mario, axes that disable bridges, Toads Job: King Bio: Bowser is the king of the Koopa Kingdom. He has a crush on Princess Peach, and therefore always captures her. However, he has never succeeded, because Mario always came to rescue her. Hired General Guy once, but when he failed, destroyed his Toy Box and his army. |
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Name: Lakithunder Age: 25 Race: Lakitu Likes: Robbery, thunder, flying Dislikes: General Guy, cops Job: Bandit Leader Bio: Lakithunder was the leader of the Lakitu Gang. His thunderbolts took out Gregonius and the General, but Ninja Bandit brought him to justice with his fast ninja punches. |
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Name: Lawkito Age: 17 Race: Lakitu Likes: Lakithunder, everything Lakithunder likes Dislikes: People who dislike Lakithunder Job: Bandit Bio: Lawkito is your common street punk. He follows Lakithunder around and does whatever he does, because he wants to be cool like him. He's pretty good at fighting, using huge Spiny eggs to crush his enemies. Currently a monkey. |
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Name: Lakino Age: 27 Race: Lakitu Likes: Nothing. At all. Dislikes: Everything. Job: Bandit Bio: He's a rare albino Lakitu. He's also known for wearing a black cap to hide his whiteness. He hates everything and has a creepy voice with a gray speech bubble. Always predicting doom. |
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Name: Broker Bandit Age: 32 Race: Bandit Likes: Scams, coffee, money, his face Dislikes: General Guy, tea Job: Broker Bio: Broker Bandit is a 'businessman' doing his 'business' in Estate Central. He's had a conflict with General Guy in the past, although how this happened is currently unclear. He sells houses to people, though he's not a very trustworthy person. He often scams his customers, or even worse, stabs them in the back. |
Others
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Name: ?? Age: 47 Race: Gloomba Likes: Justice, donuts Dislikes: Criminals, scams, illegal stuff Job: Police Chief Bio: This Gloomba is the chief of police in Goomfrey Village. He's a bit grumpy, especially when can't catch a criminal. Still, he's a pretty good police chief. Always blames things on other people. |
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Name: Goombriel Age: 20 Race: Blue Paragoomba Likes: Flying, mysteries, the color blue Dislikes: Being jumped on Job: Police Officer Bio: Goombriel is a young Paragoomba. He works for the Goomfrey Police Force, helping the chief out with his duties. (Mainly he just brings him donuts, though) He's actually smarter than the chief, and yet he's always the one getting yelled at when something goes wrong... |
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Name: Goomboot Age: 30 Race: Hyper Goomba Likes: Steak lunches, instant noodles, red suits Dislikes: Lawbreakers, computer viruses Job: Detective Bio: A Goomba detective for the police force. He considers himself a great detective, but this is highly debatable. He's hardworking and cheerful, even though the pay really sucks. Good at multitasking, but a bit gullible and easy to fool. |
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Name: Nadine Age: 18 Race: Boo Likes: Hiding, cats, gambling Dislikes: Rude people, dogs Job: Desk Worker Bio: Nadine is a Boo girl who works at Broker's Estate. She talks to the customers and serves him coffee. She also wears a headband with kitty ears on it. She's usually friendly and outgoing, and does what she's told to. However, she often talks about people behind their backs. |
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Name: Ziggy Age: 4 Race: Toadie Likes: Excitement, helicopters, melons Dislikes: Dullness, Ukiki's, cowards Job: Detective Assistant Bio: A young and excitable Toadie. He assists Goomboot with his detective work. He can be a bit annoying at times, but he is very motivated and puts his all into doing his job. His ability to fly makes him a good scout. Goomboot dislikes his hyperactiveness. |
The FFF (Foreign Fatty Friends)
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Name: Pierre Age: 38 Race: Shy Guy Likes: Baguettes, fromage, escargot Dislikes: English, unfriendly people Job: French Stereotype Bio: Pierre is the leader of the FFF. He organizes their meetings, and really loves hanging out with his 'amis'. He speaks French, yet somehow seems to understand the other members of the FFF perfectly. He has a thin moustache and striped pants. His hobbies include jeu de boules and cooking. |
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Name: Leonardo Age: 33 Race: Shy Guy Likes: Paella, churro, taco's Dislikes: English, unfriendly people Job: Spanish Stereotype Bio: Leonardo is a member of the FFF. He always visits the meetings, and really loves hanging out with his 'amigos'. He speaks Spanish, yet somehow seems to understand the other members of the FFF perfectly. He has a yellow outfit. His hobbies include bullfighting and flamenco dance. |
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Name: Siegfried Age: 37 Race: Shy Guy Likes: Bratwurst, sauerkraut, musli Dislikes: English, unfriendly people Job: German Stereotype Bio: Siegfried is a member of the FFF. He's usually late for their meetings, and really loves hanging out with his 'Freunden'. He speaks German, yet somehow seems to understand the other members of the FFF perfectly. He has a beard and a hat with a feather. His hobbies include hiking and yodeling. |