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Do you know what I hate... colour coded atert system... They are the most useless security invention since the car alarm. No one cares... and even if they did, no one knows what the hell the colours actually mean! Hence, the birth of today's "Dot Dot Dot..."

@Machinehead: LOL! I;m sure she was trying to abort out of love!!! :D

@mbloom: Well... the good ones do! ;)

@Tedmund: Fair enough! Please tell your non-smoking bretheran to not care in our direction a bit!! :P

@dgriff: Thanks for the rating darlin'! ;)

@Amanda: Funny thing about bars and restaurants and such places... they aren't public! Those are privately owned places that smoking laws have now deemed "public places"... The smoke may be gone... but so are business and property owners rights, right along with it! Not a very smart trade if you ask me! Sorry to get a little political about it! ;)

@Green Monkey: Smoking isn't a deah sentence! Life is a death sentence! Cheers!

@Zoomcomix: At least your wife hounds you out of love... I think most people hound smokers out of spite!

@theopenminded: Couldn't have put it better myself!

@Oldguy: LOL... Life is all about priorities my friend!

@Warpedwenger: Thanks for stopping by and rating my friend!

@Aghammer: Thanks dude! LOL... If this comic were autobiographical... what you just said would be the understatement of the century! I think I have exs who wanted me dead before I even met them!

@Jonko: LOL! Here, Here! It's all about the choice!

@ghostrunner: LOL... might try that next time I'm out of smokes!

@popenfresh: I have no current wife... and any girl that bitches too much about anything, smoking included, would have a hard time making it to the alter with me!

@Peipei: Young, old... I think dying just sucks period!

@lance Danger: LOL... What grade did they get on it!!

Cheers All,
Graeme
-Posted on May 28, 2009


User: Kate_pain 5

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"The Government has issued an Amber Alert...", I forget what an Amber Alert is supposed to be. Is that when the Robot Penguins attack?

"What color would alert you to me not caring?", 'Mauve'. Or wait, is that the one for when Boy George is beating up another rent boy? Hmm...

Bill & Ted:"Excellent comic dude!" *plays air guitar*
-Posted on Jun 03, 2009

User: Jabali 5

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hmmm... I think Machinehead might had nail it. What if we misspelled the color codes. That way people will take a second look at them.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Mushroomcomix 5

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here in Colorado we use Amber alerts for kidnapping because some girl named Amber got kidnapped and never found or something like that.

All of those other color coded alerts confuse the hell out of me though...one day it's like orange or something than the next day it's eggshell white...I don't know what the hell they are talking about.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: LanceDanger 5

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Lol, probably turquios or any other color people overlook XD

Oh, and the grade the teacher gave, like that one scene in "Christmas Story", where in Ralph's fantasy his teacher kept writing "A+" on the blackboard XD
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: Peipei 5

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I still don't get all these alerts x.x.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: TheFlyingGreenMonkey 5

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I'm pretty sure grey is the alert for not caring but then agian I might be mixxing it up with dark blue. Or is dark blue the alert for mass depression? :/
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: ghostrunner 5

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amber came over with some chips, now i'm waiting for the budwiser alert
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: oldguy85 5

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The man who decides which color goes where
is in the next budget cut. From now on it
will be decided by a committee on majority
vote.
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: amanda 5

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I voted against the smoking ban for that exact reason, actually. I wanted the decision to allow smoking or not to be the business owner's. But I'm happy with the overall result regardless. Besides, business owners who are adamantly opposed to the smoking ban won't enforce it, and no one complains ^.^
-Posted on May 29, 2009

User: machinehead

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And I'm also sure that Yelloe alert doesn't mean anything to anybody because I misspelled yellow.
-Posted on May 28, 2009

User: machinehead 5

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Their problem is that all the alerts are stupid. They need to name them better, if they have a "hot half naked woman alert" I might pay attention. But yelloe alert doesn't mean anything to me.
-Posted on May 28, 2009

User: Aghammer 5

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Before they met you. HA. yeah, the colors are clearly some middle management genius idea :)
-Posted on May 28, 2009

User: Tedmund 5

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Here, I sometimes suffer at night to hear someones crappy car alarm go off. Ruining my sleep and such :/.

Maybe it would be worth it if they made it easier to understand,

*Beep*Your crap is beebing*beep* :D
-Posted on May 28, 2009




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