Measured responses Living will More than all that Perfectly natural From each according to her ability A steep learning curve With apologies to Christian Lander Conversational judo Telepathy or antipathy We all sorta have our cross to bear Reverse (social) engineering In vino veritas Inside information We are what we are How to be punk rock The power of belief What's my motivation again? Blather and cheer Another country is heard from Emily Post is no help Another tiny blow against the empire Don't make a spectacle Digging deep All around it, but not quite on it High-traffic floor Cover story If you're lucky enough to look, maybe just act, under 30... Don't forget to paper the seats Who's got the look? Who gets the bad news? Poverty of experience He who hesitates is a loser Subliminal messaging Hush your mouth A gaffe is when you tell the truth Serious avocation A place we've all been to Elective spending Like starting an old lawnmower Why do you think it's called "Dirtheads"? Cause and effect Disconnected For every show there is a season Like sands through the hourglass The final frontier The other side of coping The predictable finger of fate The fact is plain It's not personal; it's business Shame needs no name Flip your wig The importance of semantics It's all about computers, isn't it? Like mother, perhaps not like daughter Keep it (too) simple The thrill of the new The name game Nature, nurture, and nagging You shouldn't overplay your hand Don't blow your bit Method of modern love Regrettable hobbies The art of misdirection How to get what you want without really trying The unforgivable truth Just say no Power of belief Our tastes say so much about us Fashion is a bitch... Relative difficulty The college town division of labor... Our bodies, our chemistry sets Life's twists and turns Our careers choose us, really Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your drink order The one you really love Eureka The fish in the sea Be realistic, dammit. Interpreting personal history Know your place Information is higher power A good idea? Read between the concerns Style options The expectations game Playing to the judges Bland, "professional" appearance: Priceless Just say no Who's got the look? First Dirtheads Guest Week First Dirtheads Guest Week First Dirtheads guest week First Dirtheads Guest Week The right kind of eloquence Translation, please... Act your age Caution pays Know your limits An auspicious first An old platitude... State of the art Consult your source Postmodernism made easy Don't forget to fix the reference Vive la France In love with his car Don't show your hand "Know your lines, and don't bump into the furniture." Even academics have their catch phrases Style over substance What you really learned in school Not quite a blank slate A hole in the College Bowl It's a career, man... Avid readership Drinks at "I Can't Believe It's Not Wednesday's" Lexical difficulties Response time is a factor Personal accountability Potent euphemisms Cultural ambiguity The pretend economy The ghost of Christmas future Can you hear me now? It's just business An elegant loophole Hustle and dodge The magic of make-believe Conversational judo Some enchanted afternoon Basic needs Protocol that leaves you empty Static Mission: Dinner Impossible The public taste The Upshot Season's Greetings Vince's war on Christmas The Fab Trio are here... 
