Yes, I know - the alternate ending reflects what would've probably actually happened. That's why I put it in! Let it not be said that I cannot be playfully subversive...or subversively playful, whichever is the wider by far!
EDIT: Apparently due to a change in servers there's now a limit on filesizes on Drunk Duck, which is a small problem for me since I occasionally indulge in huge episodes like this. Therefore...ergh...this page is a "jpeg"...gah, disgusting! If the filesize limit gets raised I'll replace it with the crystal clear .png format I treasure so.
