Maureen Smith the Student – a college student with a great love of books and writing. She is majoring in English with a concentration in Journalism. She’s always on the lookout for a story and frequently hangs out with Minogue and Duke. She rarely, if ever, fights, but sometimes the Dogs stir in her an annoyed person capable of throttling them until they pass out. Still, she is very much the pacifist and has an ongoing battle with an obsession with the Beatles and sarcasm…