So, Minogue tries out for jazz trumpet… Immediate disaster! First of all, the judges are jerks! Second, Minogue can’t play trumpet to save his life… Poor Minogue… Maybe he meant jazz CRUMPET; he can play the crumpet really well, albeit he must buy a new one every time he performs. The crumpet isn’t exactly an instrument, though, of course. Okay, I’ll shut up, now.
