LONG AGO, IN A KINGDOM FAR AWAY... NO WAIT, WRONG STORY.

NOT SO LONG AGO IN A KINGDOM RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE I LIVE, THERE EXISTED TWO SISTERS, CASSI AND REN. CASSI, THE OLDER, SEXY ONE, HAD HER LIFE TOGETHER... SHE WAS POLITE, QUIET, WELL-INTENTIONED, AND WORKED AS A PERFUME GIRL IN AN UPSCALE DEPARTMENT STORE... REN, ON THE OTHERHAND, WAS NONE OF THOSE THINGS. STILL, THEY GOT ALONG WITH EACH OTHER AND OTHER PEOPLE. THEY LIVED TOGETHER AND THEIR PARENTS WERE... WELL, THAT WILL BE EXPLORED AS THE STORY UNFOLDS.

ONE FATEFUL DAY, THROUGH A SOMEWHAT ACCIDENTAL MEETING, IZZ CAME INTO THEIR LIVES. IZZ, A SMALL, BUT WELL-ENDOWED DEMON GIRL, INSTANTLY ATTACHES HERSELF TO THE TWO SISTERS, MUCH TO THE IRE OF REN. CASSI DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND THAT MUCH, WHICH MAKES REN EVEN MORE INTENT ON SEPARATING HERSELF AND HER SISTER FROM THE SOMEWHAT ANNOYING LITTLE DEMON.

BUT, FATE (AND THE POLICE) SOON FOIL REN'S PLANS, AND TOGETHER, THE THREE BECOME INTWINED IN A STORY SPANNING HUNDREDS OF YEARS, COMPLETE WITH HANDSOME PRINCES, WITCHES, UNFORGIVING AUTHORITIES, THOUSANDS OF DEMONS, AND EVEN ROBIN HOOD.

I HOPE YOU'LL COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE!