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artdude2002 on April 11, 2012
at 8:07AM, April 26, 2012
what? He's alive? Go back and FINISH him! Drink him dry!(since he's asking questions...how dare he! Kill him!)
at 9:53PM, April 25, 2012
Looks like he's going to make a meal of the issues!
at 9:33AM, April 23, 2012
@ dannidark: LOL! The lifesize blowup doll of the Queen nearly made my coffee come out my nose.
You are the second Danielle Dark that has contacted me. The other Danielle lives in Australia, and she was very flattered by the comic's leading lady.
p.s. I have no idea where I can get the depleted uranium.
at 9:05AM, April 23, 2012
A girls gotta eat pal
at 6:04AM, April 23, 2012
By the way,
My address is,
34 Heron way,
at 6:03AM, April 23, 2012
I would like to add to my previous statement, that such a law suit can be... negotiated. If the following terms are met, we request these things;
A one of payment of 14 pounds 60,
A bowl of chocolate ice cream, with white chocolate buttons,
A VIP tour around Brian May's house, including private rooms such as his bedroom, and his private gay sex dungeon.
2.36 grams of depleted Uranium
A photocopied version of the Magna Carta
And lastly a lifesize blow up doll of the Queen, with appropriate orithises for sexual roleplaying.
Once again i urge you to reply with great haste.
at 5:54AM, April 23, 2012
I would just like you to know, i have filed a law suit concerning the blatent missuse of my birth name, Danielle Dark. I strongly request you to change the name of this comic, of which is already a abomination of all that is holy. Appropriate naming includes;
Lewis Thomson (known for his antics with children below the age of 10.. months.)
I hope you consider my proposal and i strongly urge you to follow through with my requests.
Danielle Dark (THE REAL ONE)
at 4:50PM, April 22, 2012
PQ me your info if you like.
at 4:49PM, April 22, 2012
Hey man...I wanted to send you a book if you want one. Just my way of saying "thank you" for having me on your show. It was a good time.
at 5:11AM, April 21, 2012
why are we paying attention to food again?
at 3:48AM, April 21, 2012
Because you messed with my husbands grave, and you're gonna be my at need food source from now until the day I let you die. You see I'm kinda a B!**# that way. Ciao Bubba
at 12:05AM, April 21, 2012
Because I can.
at 12:02AM, April 21, 2012
why ask why, she drank bud dry
at 11:55PM, April 20, 2012
Can't eat anything without feeling guilty. Just damn!
at 8:16PM, April 20, 2012
Ahahahahaaaa, she won't let him die--
at 7:51PM, April 20, 2012
cause you deserve it
at 5:28PM, April 20, 2012
Forgot to make him forget? Dang!
at 5:09PM, April 20, 2012
What a thing to ask...