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alschroeder on Oct. 22, 2012
Best use of the"teeth glare" yet or what?
at 10:49PM, Nov. 12, 2012
Remember how well just 30 seconds worked out for John Crichton?
at 4:27PM, Oct. 26, 2012
well hyperventilating just purges your lungs of c02, you actually want to take a big breath and force the air out through your lips, creating pressure, which will then cause your body to absorb more gas into your blood stream. though when the space your in decompresses you will have bends issues, though returning to normal pressure might result in the gas reabsorbing into your blood stream. oxygen will leave your brain first, so blacking out is a real issue, also the rate of equalization you'd need to do to keep your sinus cavities from exploding might be an issue if you just jumped into space. bringing him back in with the short time allotted for doing so might result in blowing his ear drums inward, which is much worse than blowing them out. do i know stuff about pressure changes and the human body? ya quite a bit. prefect not so much.
at 5:17AM, Oct. 26, 2012
How are we going to survive until Tuesday?
at 7:47AM, Oct. 25, 2012
How is he going to survive until Tuesday?
at 3:49AM, Oct. 25, 2012
Dan hit a snag; next update is Tuesday. Sorry to leave you (and Perfect) hanging--in space. *Grin*
at 6:41PM, Oct. 24, 2012
He's Captain Perfect, but he can't breathe in space.
Oh, come on, no one made the Batman joke yet?
at 3:34PM, Oct. 24, 2012
He would be unconscious in about 30 seconds for lack of oxygen
at 12:46AM, Oct. 24, 2012
hkmaly: If you have the chance, before being exposed to hard vacuum, you want to hyperventilate to saturate your blood with oxygen, then breathe out just before going into that cold, airless, night. If there is any significant pressure differential between your lungs and the outside micropressure, then watch for ruptures in your lungs and a great big blast of air from your lungs.
Oh, yeah. There will still be problems a-plenty, but this should up your survival after pressure is restored. You still only have a few SECONDS of survival in hard vacuum. Minutes?! I have never seen that length.
man in black
at 6:29PM, Oct. 23, 2012
at 5:58PM, Oct. 23, 2012
Captain Perfect . . . IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at 3:47PM, Oct. 23, 2012
... isn't opening mounth to show teeth LOWERING the time you can survive in vacuum considerably?
at 12:35PM, Oct. 23, 2012
Actually, I see this one a lot like the old Looney Toons joke. Defying the law of gravity? Well, I never studied law.
at 10:23AM, Oct. 23, 2012
Oh god, if only they were in some cartoony(er) universe. The vacuume of space would be not but a gravityless void.
at 8:36AM, Oct. 23, 2012
agreed with gullas thats perfectly stupid, how he can reach, defeat vector and go back in 2 minutes, also Im pretty sure that the pain will slow him a lot.
at 8:10AM, Oct. 23, 2012
I guess in space... everyone can see your teeth ping.
Sorry, couldn't pass that up.
at 7:31AM, Oct. 23, 2012
he's perfectly stupid... this might just work :O
@ Macattack, read Magellan...
at 6:13AM, Oct. 23, 2012
... he will suffer greatly in the vacuum. his bloodvessel must HURT like hell. 2 painful minutes. >_O
at 5:39AM, Oct. 23, 2012
at 4:57AM, Oct. 23, 2012
something tells me Captain perfect's not going to be so perfect after this...
at 4:30AM, Oct. 23, 2012
Space radiation--the only way to whiten your teeth. And this sequence is just one of the many reason's Perfect is awesome.
at 3:22AM, Oct. 23, 2012
He's not stupid. Brave to a fault, but not stupid.
at 3:15AM, Oct. 23, 2012
at 1:44AM, Oct. 23, 2012
at 12:35AM, Oct. 23, 2012
Captain Perfect... him so stoopid! Great page, Red Death!