Brer Steve After your incredibly suspicious examination of the hole, and after having discovered it to be relatively shallow and empty, it seems to you that there's a high possibility that everything has changed and that entering this hole will produce a desirable outcome. -Posted on Apr 21, 2009
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> explore caveman feelings > Enter hole. > continue > continue > Become extremely agitated with frustration and head butt tree until it topples over > get rocks > Examine suspicious hole next to tree (suspiciously...) > continue > Put on your best glower and stomp down to River Jim's abode > scratch belly > continue > Sit down and enjoy candy. > Combine pebble with wall to plan recapture of meat > Go back to cave and pick up plot-central small stone > continue > Put candy in inventory. > continue > Go get'em Dan! > It's Friday. You should be fasting. > is that a tusk behind you? or a tail? or the moon in crescent form?? Either way you better check it out > continue > Rush out of cave in slightly directed reckless abandon (and rage)! > continue > continue > Invent the wheel > Execute your primal scream > continue > continue > Raceman Dans door is kicked down by Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer. They need him to drive them to save the President...again. > throw out random envelope that is sitting on the floor in fear it has anthrax inside > Eat Couch > continue > Finish the bottle of Chardonnay > continue > continue > hit head with club > pick up club to go hunt Brachiosaurus > continue > make wall picture of meat hoped for in cave soul > look wall > start > run caveman-dan.exe
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