K so yeah. I was all ready to start off ranting about how much California SUCKS, but then I was informed that I will get a pay increase (w00t), so I was happy. But leave it to Marshall, my gay stuffed unicorn (based on the personality of a real gay man who has no problems making fun of his own gayness or being represented as a purple unicorn), to completely ruin the fun.

Characters: Jenn (me) as well as Marshall, plus you will see some seagulls and generally weird, California hating crap.