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Altimas

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CALM DOWN EVERYONE! THIS IS NOT A BAD THING! I LIKE TALKING IN CAPS! ...didn't mean to say that last part out loud, oh well, let me continue...

You see, while I was on vacation, I got to thinking "Man, I am stressing over this comic", So I have decided to take a break, however, I am not stopping on making the comic, no; quite the opposite in fact, you see, I will continue to make the pages, I just won't update them...yet, and I will also make the Flash, thus giving me time to relax, not stress, AND give me time to edge up ahead of schedule. I am doing this in fear that I will stop the comic completely if I don't.

Another reason for doing this is simple: I'VE SPENT EVERY SINGLE DAY SPENDING ALL MY TIME ON COMIC MAKING! I have not had much time to do my hobbies, like making video games, playing video games, and cooking (Yes, I cook, and I am a great Chef and culinary artist)

So yea, this hiatus is FINAL! No updates will come on until May 21st, which also happens to be the anniversary of my mom's death...hmm. IF you wish, you may send in guest comics, NO, I am NOT forcing you to do so, I only say that if you feel like it, OR want to get some publicity, then send a guest comic, no big deal.

Also, did anyone see this hiatus coming? I sure didn't...


P.S. I'm sick with a cold :(


P.P.S. I will now show some sprites I have made out of boredom

Helmetless Vile


Altimas Mugshot (Flantics Helped a little bit with this one)


Erm, that's it for now...unless you want to see a picture of me...Nah, I won't do that.
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008
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User: metman

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Not dead, just sleeping.
-Posted on Jun 22, 2008

User: Anonymous
Dead comic?
-Posted on Jun 18, 2008

User: Bluey

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So how's the chatroom going?
-Posted on Jun 05, 2008

User: metman

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...well they look alot like yours, I was merely wanting to check your responce. So thoes people edited your sprites then, becaue it's your body roll's head, and recolored skin. If I can find em, I'll kick their buts for ya!
-Posted on May 31, 2008

User: Super Rage

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sorry altimas its hard to lose a ccount like yours.
-Posted on May 31, 2008

User: Sitania

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@Metman: Sorry I don't know the site, it's completely news to me
-Posted on May 30, 2008

User: yoshi freak

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@Metman: oh, okay
-Posted on May 28, 2008

User: metman

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@alty: A few weeks ago, I found a site that had sprites that included mageman chars with beamswords, and a "battle roll" sprite that looked like yours. If you know of this site, could you gimmie a link, I lost the url and can't find it... 0.o
-Posted on May 28, 2008

User: metman

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He needs a reason??? And I NEED TO SAY STUPID STUFF!!! THATS WHAT I DO! IT STARTS CONERSATION!
-Posted on May 28, 2008

User: yoshi freak

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@metman: why would he do that?
-Posted on May 27, 2008

User: metman

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...POST A PAGE THAT SAYS SUSH!!!! NO TALKING!
-Posted on May 26, 2008

User: Alty

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If you guys want to turn one of my comics into a chat room, there's already one in my Altimas and Michael comic...

@Metman: Banning sucks my friend, yes it does indeed...
-Posted on May 26, 2008

User: yoshi freak

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@metman: i know what you mean (the chat room part) and the sad part is right now is i'm about to fave this comic!
-Posted on May 25, 2008

User: metman

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...No, Realy anything else besides the fire? X[) ... What the hell is this a chat room??? Oy Rentoran Update or something... and You! Alty!how's the banned thing workin for ya?
-Posted on May 25, 2008

User: yoshi freak

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@metman: i was just saying something that he could do. sorry if i hurt you in any way
-Posted on May 24, 2008

User: metman

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...OCD? Sounds like something on my poliece record...
-Posted on May 24, 2008

User: Alty

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@Jack Attack: Yea...I have 122 OCD's...this happens to account with a couple of them...

Good thinking with the backing away...
-Posted on May 22, 2008

User: metman

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@yoshi: Rentoran aready lit me on fire, what else do you want?
-Posted on May 21, 2008

User: Jack Attack

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50 accounts...there really isn't anything I can say here that wouldn't result in my banning, so I'll just back away slowly.
-Posted on May 20, 2008

User: yoshi freak

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if he had sprites you could make a filler where your beating him up then ask rentorian to post it
-Posted on May 19, 2008

User: Alty

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Er...well at least I can...

...can...Hmm, what can I do?
-Posted on May 19, 2008

User: metman

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...An they call me Retarted.
-Posted on May 18, 2008

User: Sitania

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Oops, wrong account
-Posted on May 18, 2008

User: Sitania 5

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NEVER!
-Posted on May 18, 2008

User: metman

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...I expect an avatar by sunday alty!
-Posted on May 16, 2008

User: yoshi freak

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oh, okay
-Posted on May 13, 2008

User: Alty

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@yoshi freak: No, I can still access that account
-Posted on May 13, 2008

User: yoshi freak 5

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wait... if your banned does that you can't go on the ssbgt account either?
-Posted on May 13, 2008

User: Alty

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Yup, it is...

plus I have over 50 DD accounts, I even pretend I'm other people...so yea, you may have already added one of my aliases a LONG time ago, without realizing it!

;)
-Posted on May 13, 2008

User: metman 5

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That's alty for ya'...
-Posted on May 12, 2008

User: Jack Attack

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You do realize that if the management finds out you started a new account and are continuing to update despite being banned, you'll get in even more trouble, right? It's a little thing called Ban Evasion, and it's not okay ANYWHERE.
-Posted on May 11, 2008

User: ManaBlitz

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Comments on this page make me lol after my last comment.
-Posted on May 10, 2008

User: metman

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...I ment that it's still on break cuz it was banned.
-Posted on May 09, 2008

User: Sitania

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@Met: ...no, I started this hiatus BEFORE I gotz banned...

However, I have started a new account under the name "Alty"

So yea...I'll move all my comics to that account
-Posted on May 08, 2008

User: metman

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Y know what Qijin... to Say it simpily, They're jerks...Have you not seen somms the stuff... ya know what nvm..., any news alty? I gotta know whats happinin. and nameless jewl, if ya gotta ask, you'll neva know.
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Jk. .....
It's on break cus he's banned,
and too lazy to send stuff to retoran.

BUT REALY, WTF'S HAPPININ >.< I GOTTSA KNOW!
-Posted on May 08, 2008

User: NamelessJewel 5

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Whats Hiatus supposed to mean?
-Posted on May 05, 2008

User: qijun

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why, not how...
-Posted on May 03, 2008

User: Sitania

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...qijun, you don't know them that well, do you?

Jeez, they're hacking GENIUSES! Hell, they taught me a few tricks too...*coughrefreshbotcough*
-Posted on May 02, 2008

User: qijun

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But why would Alex and Kevin hack accounts?
-Posted on May 01, 2008

User: metman

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D: Does this mean I have to put the time michene away???
(Picks up three hundred pound time michene) *grumble grumble*
-Posted on Apr 29, 2008

User: Sitania

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it was actually a FAKE 7-spades forum that soonmme got me with, he changed the "forumz" in the link with "fourmz" and asked if I had trouble logging in :/ he AND Kevin got my password that way DX
-Posted on Apr 29, 2008

User: qijun

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0.o why would they do that?

And DD management, I don't recall Altimas telling people to visit a forum of any type...
But however, I do recall Soonmme trying to tell everyone to go to the 7os forums(which he owns and kevin half owns)...
-Posted on Apr 29, 2008

User: Sitania

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I know! It was KevinClifford and Alex (soonmme) who framed me DX Don't worry though, I provided enough evidence to get Kevin and Alex banned, and me to get my account back :D

...Don't tell Kevin or Alex though, cause they'd try to counter it :/
-Posted on Apr 28, 2008

User: qijun

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ALTIMAS has had his accounts suspened and has been banned from Drunk Duck for multiple violations including scamming users out of their password, breaking into their accounts without permission and vandalizing their comics.

He did this by getting people to join a forum and then coppied the passwords that they used when they logged in.

DO NOT EVER USE THE SAME PASSWORD AS YOU USE FOR DRUNK DUCK IN ANOTHER FORUM.

If you do a scammer like Altimas will be able to break into your account.

-DD Management.

Fuck you DD management, there's no way altimas would do that!
-Posted on Apr 28, 2008

User: qijun

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Hacking wha?
-Posted on Apr 28, 2008

User: Sitania

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Well, I can always give Rentorian the pages and HE can update it...
-Posted on Apr 27, 2008

User: Poki_rat

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They leave all the stuff up, but he just can't get on to update anymore. It's the ultimate hiatus =P
-Posted on Apr 27, 2008

User: qijun

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wtf? Altimas is banned? then why is the comic still here?
-Posted on Apr 27, 2008

User: Sitania

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IT WAS ALEX WHO WAS DOING ALL THE HACKING! NOT ME!
-Posted on Apr 27, 2008

User: Poki_rat

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Don't take it out on Altune. He's not the one who's been accused of hacking accounts.
-Posted on Apr 27, 2008

User: Sitania

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Altune, I'm not gone, jackass...

AND I SPENT ALL NIGHT WORKING ON YOUR SPRITES! Jackass...
-Posted on Apr 27, 2008

User: Altune 5

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To Who It May Concern,
I feel it is important to notify the general puplic that Altimas has been banned from Drunk Duck. This may be a shock to some but those who know him well can say one thing... It shouldn't of taken this long. That said some will miss him, I STILL NEVER GOT MY SPRITES! And some may be happy, cause he can be a jerk. Happy or sad, the fact is he is gone from The Duck That Is Drunk.
-Posted on Apr 27, 2008

User: ManaBlitz

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I know what a unique page view is.

It was what I was referring to when I said page views.
-Posted on Apr 19, 2008

User: Rage Nakasa 5

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-Posted on Apr 19, 2008

User: Super Rage 5

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-Posted on Apr 18, 2008

User: Altimas

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Unique Page views are different than regular ones, if one person views your comic once a day, that's 1 unique page view, if the same person views it more than once, it'll still be counted as one unique page view
-Posted on Apr 17, 2008

User: ManaBlitz

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...

Unique page views are still page views, so you corrected me for no reason, as there was nothing to correct. :/
-Posted on Apr 17, 2008

User: Bluey 5

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The five is because you were smart enough to relize you need a break unlike some people.
-Posted on Apr 16, 2008

User: Bluey

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Its okay everyone needs a vacation and we're glad that you see that instead of working yourself to the bone and hating comics in the end. Just relax, catch up on what you've been missing, just roam your mind and see what you find.
-Posted on Apr 16, 2008

User: Altimas

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I never sign contracts though :p

No seriously, I have NEVER signed a contract in my life
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

User: THKNN_NUL

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the rate is for your eventual RETURN. which you stated you WILL. and if you don't, in the contract i got you to sign, i get to gather the people and then come after you with Torches and Pitchforks(i've been saying that a lot lately...)
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

User: Altimas

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Actually, I learned that page views do SQUAT for your ratings *coughIusedapageviewbottoproveitcough* It all has to do with UNIQUE page views
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

User: ManaBlitz

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Because ratings really don't mean anything at all, page views are what matters.
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

User: Altimas

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Why rate at all for a hiatus? :p
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

User: THKNN_NUL

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I said FIVE DAMNIT!
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

User: THKNN_NUL 4

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NUL went on Hiatus for a while...has anybody realized it sounds like "I Hate This"?

a 5 for your eventual return to comicing
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

User: ultimakid222 5

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-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

User: Deathbeamz 5

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hmm... publicity... me likeses... and i kind of did see it coming. all comics do eventually
-Posted on Apr 15, 2008

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