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Allan: The Main character, author, and artist of this autobiography. Currently he is 16, and is in his Junior year. Being born on August 16th has made him one of the youngest in his class. Allan once worked at his "Uncle's" Delicatessen, but is now a full-time student in High School. He resides in Northern California and his interests are skateboarding, drawing, laughing, making friends, listening to music, playing online games, watching The Office/Scrubs/Lost, and critiquing movies. He is currently in a relationship with Jen. His favorite color is red.

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Jen: Allan's girlfriend. She is 16, being born on September 19th. She is usually seen in tanktops, baby tees, and jeans, though occasionally she wears skirts. Her hobbies include: drawing, laughing, watching movies, swimming, riding horses, and making music. Her favorite color is purple.
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Rob: Allan's best friend since 4th Grade. He is 16, going into his Junior year. He is also the only other associate of Allan's who knows about the comic. His hobbies include: pretending to be cool, pretending to be apathetic, playing pen-and-paper RPG's, never talking to any girls ever, reading webcomics but not reading "Allan." His favorite color is gray.

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Ryan: Known as the "pimp" or "player" of the Allan/Rob duo, Ryan is another of Allan's friends. Though sometimes called "emo," he disclaims this, acknowledging that he is not "emo," but instead "scene" or "trendy." He has assumedly 5,000 girlfriends, each of which doesn't know about the other one. He also can't stop talking about sex and the like. His favorite color is black, but he also has an obsession with stripes.
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Mandy: Jen's best friends, who associates well with Allan. Not much is known about Mandy, other than her full name is "Amanda," and she is a girl who is friends with Jen. She also has a very bad taste in hairstyles.

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Izzy: A girl who is nothing but trouble, Izzy has no sense of appreciation for others' lives and problems. To put it plain and simply she likes meddling. She is 16, a junior at Allan's high school, and is in his History class. She is Scott's sister.

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Scott: Allan's former coemployee. Scott is related to Allan's "Uncle," and as such was given more authority than Allan while working at the delicatessen. Scott is often seen carrying around a clipboard and wearing sunglasses inside. He is Izzy's brother.

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Rebbecca: Someone who used to be Ryan's "Flavor of the Week," Rebbecca is a cheerleader in her Junior year. She is known for her "preppy" fashion sense, and her chest. However, it is more than rumored that she stuffs (puts tissues or other materials in her bra to make her breasts appear larger). Her favorite color is pink.

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Mark: Ryan's old brother. He is the "cool cat" of Ryan's relatives. Always smooth and mysterious, not much is known about Mark, other than he likes wearing Army colors and is nearsighted.
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Símoñ: A newer kid to Allan's school, Símoñ wears Aviator glasses and talks with an effeminate accent. He's become friends with Jen, and the assumption is that he is gay, though he has not disclosed this. Not much else is known about Símoñ.

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Ricky: Rick, or "Ricky" is a new friend of Allan's. He, too, is into drawing comics and talking about awesome things. Not too many details are known about Ricky.

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Octopus Monster: A character from one of Allan's bad dreams, "Octopus Monster" is known for being creepy and... changing colors depending on the mood of the dream.

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Blue Squire: A person from a round at Midieval Times, the Blue Squire was the Squire to the Blue Knight. When the Blue Knight fell, the Blue Squire stayed and assisted with other clean-up duties after the other knights. Eventually, the Blue Team was victorious, but all credit goes to the Blue Squire, just for being so awesome.
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